May 2013
tomithejellyfish:
be like Patrick Stewart
dude really wanted to play Othello (a black dude)
so what he do
he was Othello
and EVERY OTHER CHARACTER IN HIS VERSION OF OTHELLO
WAS BLACK
that’s how you do it
there is literally no other way
onii-chen:
all
zoezoloft:
Perks of Being Single: DIY Deathly Hallows Cutout Tank
perksofbeingsingle:
Materials:
T-shirt or loose tank top
Scissors
Chalk
Ruler
Hair Tie
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Directions:
1. Lay your shirt out flat, you may want to insert a flat surface in the middle of it…
“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...”
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When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
Lie to Me
So I’m watching this extremely racist episode of Lie to Me about suicide bombers and it’s really blowing me. It’s amazing that because they found out a little brown boy was on the bus that exploded or the mall that blew up, he must have done it. No one asked any more questions. No one said “hmmm, maybe something else is afoot.” NOPE
‘MURICA.
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Baked lemon pepper chicken for breakfast?
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
True love.
BBQ is the work of the devil. Idc what yall say....
kyssthis16:
2damnfeisty:
kingjaffejoffer:
djcagedbird:
urbieknowsbeats:
illrandomocity:
zumainthyfuture:
What is this blasphemy?
You poor unfortunate soul. Where are you from? Cuz where I’m from, BBQ is delicious. I pity you.
metalburger:
Catch me crying in the corner on the train because Dreaming With A Broken Heart came on shuffle.
Truee
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nappyminds:
afrosinspace:
vintagernisery:
rhydonmyhardon:
reblog if you remember lil’ bill a.k.a black caillou
except lil bill wasn’t a lil bitch
Fuck caillou. Lil bill was that niggga.
Him AND his hamster.
Everyone was better than Caillou. Even that mofo Franklin.
Tumblr Code.
fallingthroughtheuniverse:
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
REBLOG.
The hilarious double standard "Mexicans are lazy,...
stargazingeyes:
OH SNAP!
chaosghost:
stoleyourgirlfriendand:
perrydaplatypus404:
“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”
“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”
“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”
“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”
“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”
“BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN...
str8nochaser:
arandomwhitedude:
quixon:
blackmatterr:
I’m glad I grew up watching sports…because I have an idea of what’s going on.. Unlike most girls..
I can sit through a football game, and understand what the calls mean and why certain shit happens…
FUCK
CACKLING
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Lucrative: sourcedumal: kyssthis16: lierdumoa:... →
sourcedumal:
kyssthis16:
lierdumoa:
bluntedanimehunk:
hunewm:
bluntedanimehunk:
internetlaureate:
bluntedanimehunk:
why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging
No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being…
quanofsteeel:
brohvn:
You really wanna know how I got it like that.. ‘Cause I got a cute face and my booty so fat
GO GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRLL
TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK SUMTHIN BASICCCCCC
